Advance towards me brotherin!

Apr 19
skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

skreeet:

willthewriter:

ICONIC

hate when that happens

Apr 19

Things I am currently craving

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

Apr 19

ackles-mjolnir:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

image

Apr 19

sedirktive:

if you were here right now i’d like to

  • listen to rain with you in my arms
  • make you some cookies
  • spread out in a sunny field with you
  • let you lay your head in my lap
  • watch a movie or two with you and make dumb commentary the whole time
  • play with your hair until you fall asleep
  • hold your hand and count stars
  • make you feel as wanted and loved as you deserve
Apr 19

laughinqftw:

My parents believe that I’m the only teenager that: is lazy, stays up late, has a messy room, lives on their laptop & is constantly texting.

Apr 19
haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

Apr 19

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

Apr 19
  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor
Apr 19

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

image

google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

Apr 19

saltedvagina:

kesha brings up unresolved conflicts