Advance towards me brotherin!

Jun 30

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

Jun 30

armadillo:

i dont care WHAT you say or if im a grown man i will not give up my swing for your 3 year old son he can fucking wait his turn

Jun 30

forsakers:

not having a thigh gap saved my food from falling onto the ground countless number of times

Jun 30
Jun 30

pardonmewhileipanic:

memewhore:

cruelinternet:

Ugh, say what you want about men, but at least we don’t spend half of our time complaining about the opposite sex. There is a trending attitude among the women of Tumblr, and that is ‘impossible to please’.

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this just in

man complains about women complaining

doesn’t get irony

next at 11, women everywhere laugh at text post

Jun 30
faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

Jun 30

joshpeck:

when your friend karen says something stupid

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Jun 30

honorings:

If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up

Jun 30

abigalmills:

im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

Jun 30

oknope:

pondifying:

reasons to be a mermaid

  • no periods
  • no pants

u forgot these:

  • perfect hair
  • free clam bra
  • u get to lure man